Fake name used by lead singer and bass player for NoFX. Say the name quick enough and end up with "My Crack Habit"
by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

The most ballin' member of the internet box podcast, when he's not clopping to fluttershy or getting destroyed in yu-gi-oh
by exodia tamer Ray. He spends time destroying criminals like the segway gang with his marinara covered balls as his alter ego, the white knife. He also has an alter-ego, midnight mike, who, at the black of night, emerges and rapes everything in sight. Including mike himself, time can only tell if midnight Mike will be too powerful for normal mike
by exodia tamer Ray. He spends time destroying criminals like the segway gang with his marinara covered balls as his alter ego, the white knife. He also has an alter-ego, midnight mike, who, at the black of night, emerges and rapes everything in sight. Including mike himself, time can only tell if midnight Mike will be too powerful for normal mike
by Rainbow crash February 18, 2013

A young Rapper from Harlem U.S.A who became famous from hooking up with the famous Harlem group "Diplomats" and still Being cool with people like "Juelz Santana" "Chris Brown" "Lloyd Banks" "Gucci Mane" Etc..
by FlyGuy23 April 9, 2010

After i got caught by my parents sneaking out, i just kept Mike Rabbing It until they left me alone, then i snuck out again.
by Getums December 17, 2008

To leave very abusively and very abruptly. Turning friends into the bitterest of enemies by leaving them in the worst possible manner known to mankind.
"Did you hear? Danny is pulling a mike lee! He’s the worst!"
"Why don't you just Mike Lee me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks, and pain in her heart.
"Why don't you just Mike Lee me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks, and pain in her heart.
by badbatz February 9, 2018

i've actually seen 4 different guys:
1. the best one being the reknown Canadian actor who played wayne in Wayne's World, was on SNL and a bunch of other things, basically the funniest guy on the face of the earth
2. guy from Haloween who killed all the people, also known as Michael Myers
3. lefty "specialist" who played for the red sox in 2004-2005 and then defected to the yankees in 2006, as a yankee he recently gave up a huge go ahead 3 run homer to Big Papi David Ortiz (whose a lefty) to lose a game for the yankees
4. gay computer guy who was the star of all videos i had to watch in my computer training class in high school; this guy would give hard drive a blowjob if you asked him to, also likes to be called Michael Myers
1. the best one being the reknown Canadian actor who played wayne in Wayne's World, was on SNL and a bunch of other things, basically the funniest guy on the face of the earth
2. guy from Haloween who killed all the people, also known as Michael Myers
3. lefty "specialist" who played for the red sox in 2004-2005 and then defected to the yankees in 2006, as a yankee he recently gave up a huge go ahead 3 run homer to Big Papi David Ortiz (whose a lefty) to lose a game for the yankees
4. gay computer guy who was the star of all videos i had to watch in my computer training class in high school; this guy would give hard drive a blowjob if you asked him to, also likes to be called Michael Myers
1. mike myers is the funniest dude on the face of the earth
2. mike (michael) myers put on his jason mask and killed 652 people this weekend with a machete
3. mike myers is a shit pitcher
4. mike (michael) myers sucks computer pole
2. mike (michael) myers put on his jason mask and killed 652 people this weekend with a machete
3. mike myers is a shit pitcher
4. mike (michael) myers sucks computer pole
by andy40250 July 13, 2006

Mike Ashley is a fat cockney bastard. He loves to shag Dennis Wise and will suck you off for a pound. He is foaming because Amanda Staveley spent £40 of his money on a curry. He has to change his shirt every half our coz he’s fat as fuck the smelly bellend
by Rafasmags January 17, 2018
