Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023

Deferred help

Deferred help: Filling a complaint but nothing is done at a later time.

After filing a complaint with eeoc for employment discrimination at work and a few months past they are done with the investigation.

Base on facts and evidence according to eeoc. It’s apodictic to say that gaylord means boxes…

Well I said fuck! “I was so sure I was going to get paid but it’s “Deferred help” .
Case close!!!

by Maliit tt lalake yan April 5, 2022

Man help

Thisb when you need help with thing that require physical strength like taking a lid off a jar for example.

I need man help. I can't get this television out of my car.

by MarianneM January 2, 2017

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

help the meh

the legend of gooning, the goon lord, lord goonerous, the goon god, the god of gooning, master goon, the goonmaster, goonlard the great

you goon so much you’re a help the meh

by master goon minus one October 12, 2025

Help

What i say when someone pisses me off

“R&B music is my favorite, it gives me a spiritual awakening”
“I listen to a lot of genres”
“help”

by 8009140 Logic August 8, 2022

help

need of help

send help I keep looking up words on the fucking website

by jeffthekittey September 19, 2020