Carpet wizard

The guy who made this definition

You know that guy carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.

Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!

by aGamer... November 20, 2013

carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching

I saw your mom at a carpet exchange.

by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014

Carpet clenchers

toes/feet/grippers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!

by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.

I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.

by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011

carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

by smokinsena June 30, 2016

Shit carpet

A carpet upon which one or more individuals shits.

You remember that guy named Johnsy? What a total shit carpet.

by UptownToodeloo February 16, 2020