What the French Toast?

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.

Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"

by Chilitastic May 11, 2010

Cheese and toasted

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.

Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????

by BRMB101 May 26, 2016

Cheese on toast

An expression of anger/frustration when something isn’t going your way.

Person 1: Cheese on toast! We are loosing by 3 points!
Person 2: C’mon at least you aren’t last in the leaderboard

by Ye nan purple July 1, 2019

mad as toast

To be mad, up for it, mad for it, off the boil

Tim: "Let's get more shots"
Si: "Your mad as toast you are"

Si: "Mad as fucking toast"

by TimmyMagic June 16, 2007

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

1) The taste you can see!

2)Cereal which kids eat (or grownups who haven't grown very much)

1) What types of tastes can you see? CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

2)The other day my kids ate cinnamon toast crunch. I did too.

by Mew9000!!! November 20, 2009

toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012

toasted prick

A term which defines a sleazy weed-like male who appears to have spent long periods of time in direct sunlight. The skin color often has the appearance of toast. The male often originates from parts of Turkey.

"Fit you lookin at you toasted prick".

"Check oot that gadge hes a right toasted prick".

by Tommy2k5 November 25, 2011