Bikers Taint

The condition that arises when one has ridden a bicycle for an extended period of time and causes the taint to become irritated and angry. There is no known cure.
"I rode my bike for 14 miles the other day. Man did I have a serious case of bikers taint"
by scruffy42 June 23, 2014
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Taint Wrangler

(teynt; reyngler) -noun

1. an annoying or idiotic person.
2. A tool or douchebag.
Shut up you taint wrangler!

Dude.... Stop being such a Taint Wrangler.
by Dr. Mjolner February 03, 2010
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taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum
I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter
by taaaaaaaaa February 18, 2016
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tuna taint

when your taint gets really sweaty and salty it smells like tuna.
Man i get tuna taint when i go running in the summer.
by dirty bird7518 April 26, 2008
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salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"
"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"
by talon88 July 09, 2013
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taint thump

David put one in the pink and one in the stink and gave her a taint thump.
by fyrefang December 26, 2008
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Tainted Meat

A girl that's taken a black dick inside her nether regions.
Guy 1: Yo did you hook up with the girl from the club last night?

Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.
by Mikumi Hawkumi August 16, 2018
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