Republican Conveyor Press System

A "Republican Conveyor Press system" refers to the idea that almost all Republican politicians are made the same. So being that they are so much alike, finding a new Republican politician is as easy as sorting through a Conveyor system; much like that found at a Dry Cleaners. This system is fictional; it is more of an Idea then a real system. The fact that Republican politicians tend to Look, Sound and Act the same; as well as share almost identical outdated conservative views; creates the Idea that if a Republican politician dies, you can just pull another one off of the line and not have to worry about any changes to the overall political system. An argument can be made that the Democrats could have their own Conveyor Press System, but since Democrats tend to have views that are considered to be Out-Side-Of-The-Box, a Democratic stereotype isn't that easy to define. Republican's tend to be Rich, White, Christian, Males; with unjustified fears against Immigration and Same-Sex Marriages.

(Man 1) Oh my God! John McCain died last night! What are we going to do now?! (Man 2) Relax, just pull another politician off of the Republican Conveyor Press System. They are all pretty much the same. The public won't notice the difference.

by the2ndflood August 28, 2008

Wings System

A way of defining various types of sexual partners, or practices one has enjoyed. Most commonly associated with Motorcycle Clubs (although possibly a hoax), these are 'Badges of Honour" amongst (male) members.

Bloke 1 "You won't believe what Wings I was awarded last night!!)

Bloke #2 "What now, you sick bastard?"

Bloke #1 "Black, Broken and Silver!!"

Bloke #2 "You are going straight to Hell!!"

The Wings System includes the following definitions, there are many others.........

Pink Wings - Sex with a White girl
Black Wings - Sex with a Black girl
White Wings - Sex with a Virgin
Brown Wings - Anal sex
Yellow Wings - Sex with an Oriental girl
Red Wings - Sex with a girl on her period
Grey Wings - Sex with an woman over 50
Broken (or Orange) Wings - Sex with a disabled girl
Golden Wings - Sex involving urination, or 'Golden Showers'
Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation
Green Wings - Sex with a person who has an STD
Purple Wings - Sex with a pregnant girl
Knife Wings - Sex with a friend's girlfriend
Blue Wings - Sex with a corpse
Technicolour Wings - Sex involving a combination of any of the above ie. Sex with a Black, disabled girl on her period

by Negrophiliac April 9, 2011

the metric system

a base-10 measuremnt system that the whole world uses except USA, who should adopt it

The USA's standard system has 12 inches(in) to the foot(ft), and 3ft to the yard(yd) whereas the metric system is 10 milimeters(mm) to the centimeter(cm), 100cm to the meter(m), and 1000m to the kilometer(km).

by thegestalt June 14, 2004

pimp the system

To get more out of a job than one is supposed to get. Getting financial aid when not absolutely necessary.

"Where'd you cop that grip?"

"I figured out how to pimp the system, g, took it out the register on my break!!!"

by Allen Iverson August 4, 2004

Merit System

A system or policy whereby people are promoted or rewarded on the basis of ability and achievement rather than because of seniority, quotas, patronage, or the like.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

Immune System

A system used to kill bacteria and viruses. Also fungi, and parasites.

Example of Imunne doing its job.

Macrophage: Yo! There is a bacteria over here.
Neutrophils: Ok man, gonna eat this dude, and we are done!

Another example.

Killer T-Cells: Yo! This infected cell is going to die.
inset cell dying

Last example.

B-Cells: Yo this bacteria is too dangerous, gonna make some Antibodies.
insert bacteria being disabled and Macrophages and Neutrophils eating them

1: how's your immune system doing?
2: ok, they are fighting the Flu.

by sussiboka December 31, 2021

Gates Scaling System 2

A overall system of scaling one's personal attributes by starting from 1 to (scaled attribute)

" On a scale of 1 to noob, you're a 6 on the Gates Scaling System 2

by The Gates Scaling System 2 December 21, 2008