Fall Out Boy Syndrome

When an emo band makes a song title so long that you cannot remember the name, only the way the song sounds.

Panic! At the Disco's "I Constantly Thank God for Esteban" is a classic example of Fall Out Boy Syndrome.

by BeanboUrine September 14, 2015

post cock syndrome

Post cock syndrome is a medical condition when someone's face is deformed after aggressive deep throating.

I shoved my cock down Prya's throat really hard and fucked the shit out of her. Now, her face is fucked and she has post cock syndrome

by RamRamee August 18, 2018

Son of Sam Syndrome

When an accused murderer pulls the “crazy card” and tries to convince law enforcement and everyone else that he did what he did because he was obeying a barking Labrador retriever, or anything equally absurd, who ostensibly told him that he must kill.

I’m here to defend this poor, innocent gentleman who has suffered all his life with the dreaded Son of Sam Syndrome; he is the victim, Your Honor, as he for years since his boyhood, has been followed by small weasels telling him to do the most heinous of things.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.

"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"

by Uranic Tomcat March 2, 2020

Joe Goldberg Syndrome

When a nice guy looks like he has done some shady and dark shit. He starts by being the nicest guy ever, treating everyone around him with love and respect, just an all around good guy. Until everyone including your friends and loved ones realize he isn’t who he says he Is except for the woman who’s in love.

Friend girl 1: ooo that guy over by the table looks cute and nice..
Friend girl 2: but he’s giving off some Joe Goldberg Syndrome vibes..

by WhiteLightning May 24, 2020

Three Stooges Syndrome

The Three Stooges Syndrome is a vast range of diseases so great in fact that they cancel each other out.

In the TV Show "The Simpsons" Charles Montgomery Burns contracted this disease and is diagnosed at Mayo Clinic.

There's so many bugs they cancel each other out Three Stooges Syndrome style.

by cs_marshall March 8, 2021

The "Dumitru" Syndrome

When you're playing CS:GO, the enemy is far away and you're shooting in the ground with a M4A4 Buzzkill hoping the spray will hit the target somehow. Having this syndrome and applying it means to "pull a <Dumitru>".

Blue : " Did you see what yellow did?"

Orange: "Yea, i saw that, he pulled a <Dumitru> (The "Dumitru" Syndrome) "

by BlueSent January 21, 2021