Susan is the most passionate person you will ever meet. Her passion and love is not for people or animals. It is solely and exclusively a love for the Florida State Seminoles. She would sacrifice her youngest niece to help the Seminoles win on game day. When she prays, she secretly prays to her God Bobby Bowden. You will find a shrine in Susan's bedroom of all the greatest FSU players including Neon Deion Sanders, Warrick Dunn, Sebastian Janikoswki, Charlie Ward, Jameis Winston, Lee Corso and even Burt Reynolds. Her favorite colors are garnet and gold. She works out by doing no less than 2 hours of tomahawk chops daily. She will unfriend you on Facebook if you root for the Gators. When she dies, her tombstone will read "Gator Hater". Make no mistake, Susan is in love with FSU.
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A Susana is technically a bitchy hoe with nothing to do than to flirt on guys she isn't that pretty and has a flat ass .She is the ugliest slut/hoe you'll meet she claims to be people's frinedns but she is a back stabbing bitch
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