Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.

Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan

by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022

MAGA Susans

(noun) – White, upper-class suburban women who helped elect Donald Trump, believing they were voting for a return to "traditional" Republican values, only to unknowingly support white Christian nationalism, authoritarianism, and Project 2025. Similar to the “Karen” stereotype but specific to Trump loyalists who fell for the illusion of restoring America while actually enabling its democratic decline.

"I thought my aunt was a reasonable conservative, but turns out she's a total MAGA Susan."
"MAGA Susans are gonna be real quiet when their Social Security checks stop coming."
"She still thinks she voted for Reagan-style conservatism—nah, she's just another MAGA Susan."

by MajorityRpt March 3, 2025

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Susan Crawford

WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!

Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Susan

An overly melodramatic needy white woman who exaggerates and frustrates everyone around her while throwing pity parties around like rice at a wedding.

Stop being a susan...you're worse than a Karen.

by Mndaguilar February 5, 2022

susan edenfield

susan edenfeild is a pretty carinf creative person she gets hurt eaisly susan is an awesome drawer and once she finds someone she likes she loves them its hard for her to let go of them she cares about her closest friends

susan edenfield is a perfect person

by dayinaira misiewicz November 19, 2018

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018