Samitis

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

Adam Smith Pimp Hand

Your ability to control your ho(s) through a proxy that cannot be traced back to you. Or using a third party to control your pimpin business. As always, a pimp hand can be strong or weak. It is preferable to keep your pimp hand strong, even if you are not directly involved.

Because the pimp was frequently out of town, he used his Adam Smith pimp hand to keep his girls in line.

by freemark$ December 29, 2009

Waxed anti-semitic

The act of anyone suddenly crossing the line and going on a virulent anti-Semitic tirade.

Tim was having an ordinary conversation with Bob, but all of a sudden waxed anti-Semitic when Bob mentioned his support for Bernie Sanders.

by Indeeana Jooooones September 13, 2017

Caleb Smith

SEXY ASS NIGGA B

DAMN CALEB SMITH. YOU A SEXY ASS NIGGA

by CRAZYKID2016 March 6, 2017

Logan Smith

Term for a great rapper,sexy man, and huge pecker

Oh baby I wish I was a Logan Smith

by Misticmonkeyman February 12, 2018

Courtney Thorne-Smith

American actress, born November 8,1967, San Franscisco, Calif., grew up nearby in Santa Crus and in S.F., became thru the late 70s-80s often featured up-and-coming juvenile actress, then appearing i series "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" as "Stacy",the former Jennifer Jason Leigh virgin charcter and "Day By Day", and some movies before in 1992, at 24 or so, FINALLY hitting the bigtime in Fox's big hit "Melrose Place" TV Show as Allison, then OPPOSITE Calista Flockhart playing, by conicidence, an Allison-Ally McBeal",also on Fox, then Touchstone/Disney's current According to Jim" 2001}, as Jim Belushi's "Donna Reed with a sense of humor" to Jim's Jackie Gleason and John Goodman; usually acts only on TV with few exceptions -one being Carrot Top's reasonably funny flick, 1998's "Chairman of the Board" which was NOT about Frank Sinatra; and now has a very funny book from Broadway Books-"Outside In". Bold, Blond, and Beautiful, to quote a Hairspray quote.

HORNY RED BLOODED AMERICAN MALE: "Boy, did you see Courtney Thorne-Smith - boy if I were in the army I would have a pinup of her. At least as she is, if not in a swimsuit

HIS EQUALLY HORNY RED BLODDED MALE FRIED: (enthusiastically-like) "(all drawnout) YEAAAH!!!!!"

by ESSJAY October 18, 2008