Standard Teacher

A teacher that doesn't know Snatwix

"She is a Standard Teacher"

by Citrox August 4, 2023

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023

standard googology

Basically Fictional Googology without the cringe

Person One: Have you heard of Standard Googology?
Person Two:Yes, I love creating large numbers below infinity!
Person 3:Fuck you, Fictional Googology is clearly better!
Person One and Two:Fuck you

by F25Key September 23, 2023

standards boys standards

a common phrase often used by the ultimate form of life known as goatward, kingward, handsomeward, funniestpersonintheworldward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward

hey jonny your shirt is untucked remember "standards boys standards"

by kinghaywardlover October 2, 2023

Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.

People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

double standards

something that bitches uses against men

"you cant hit me i'm a woman" as double standards

by daddysaddy April 27, 2022

Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.

"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."

by gnr1986 January 10, 2022