one night standable

a chick that is good enought to sleep with for one night only!!!

Carlos:hey dude check that chick out
Ellis: eh she's alright
Carlos: shes one night standable dude

by carlos alva October 3, 2007

Scandalous

a trickery person, always trying to trick somebody!

Sister: Eh Bro smoke me out

Bro: I only have one bowl for myself

Sister: oh ok (closes the door)

Bro: what were you doing in there?

Sister: Smoking!

Bro: wait a minute...you were trying to smoke my weed but you have your OWN weed?

Sister: Yezzir

Bro: you are so scandalous!

by Patté August 3, 2007

Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.

Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008

Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

ansi standard pizza

hacker term for mushroom and pepperoni pizza (ansi stands for American National Standards Institute.)

It's 2 AM. Looks like we are going to be coding all night. Let's order an ansi standard pizza and a six pack of Coke!

by Teratogen November 23, 2010

Ghandi's Sandals

Something that is especially dry or crusty.

"Her fish mitten were dryer than Ghandi's Sandals"

by Gary Benton October 18, 2006

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005