spitevite

Inviting someone to an event because you know it will enrage someone you dislike.

Apparently my homophobic cousin thinks that she was one of TWO people to attend my virtual wedding, so I added a bunch of spitevites to the in-person party so she can't act like being gay is a social stigma.

by vonLucifuge January 9, 2024

spiteblind

When you aren't certain, or don't care, whether someone's LED headlights are high beams or low, and you turn your high beams on as retribution for blinding you.

I don't care if those are low beams, if you come at me like a solar eclipse, I'm going to spiteblind you!

by Pretty Hate Machine AK January 18, 2024

Scute

Someone who is cute, but also very scary. Like VERY SCARY

Man, you girlfriend is scute

by BigMAC332 June 8, 2024

Spite-a-Man

A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.

Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man

by Random Kinnidle April 3, 2024

Spitefiction

A piece of non-canonical fiction based on a pre-existing creative work such as a book, movie or television series similar to fanfiction. However, unlike fanfiction, which is done to express love for any given work, spitefiction is done to express hatred for any given work.

I wanted to write spitefiction about The Legend of Korra, so i rewrote the whole series

by DeElectricTroll September 29, 2024

Spite Bang

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse out of spite, usually in response to being cheated on. Often involves sleeping with someone the original partner was involved with, to get back at them.

After find out their married partners had cheated on each other, the betrayed spouses decided to have a spite bang to even the score.

by MatadorMaine October 4, 2024

Spite

No. YOU are a retard and you though I was talking about YOU so YOU are doing this.

Hym "Nooooo. It wasn't spite. You weren't even a factor. You still aren't a factor. You though I was talking about YOU because you have an inflated sense of existential importance and now you have to scramble to figure out how you justify steal a revenge that isn't even owed to the retard I was actually talking about AND how you are going to get me to not murder some poor slobs kid so you can pretend to not be inferior to someone you are clearly inferior than. No amount of media aggrandizement is going to change the fact that YOU THOUGH YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING YOU WEREN'T and you THOUGHT you were something you were not."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024