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batter splatter

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010
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splatter

usually meaning 'squish' or 'shatter', just with a liquid, and not a solid
by Drako June 28, 2003
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winter splinter

when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)
1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!

2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.
by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009
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text splatter

Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.
1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!

2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009
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Nut Splitters

A trend in the 80's were guys wore Levis so tight one nut would split to the left and the other to the right...."look at this idiot sporting a pair of nut splitters"..
"Did you see the jeans he had on the other night?,,they were definitely a pair of nut splitters."
by matty28 September 4, 2015
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splattercan

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit
My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
by ginzberg March 5, 2004
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splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.
Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?
by Rid3r August 13, 2012
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