split

a word that is used when a male is referring to sex with a female.

I split that girl good last night! or Have you split Erika yet?

by qdmasta September 2, 2003

marijuana split

Hair style for men where in the hair is long, shaggy and parted down the middle.

Nice marijuana split.
Thanks, got any weed?

by outsideTHEbubble January 11, 2008

Log Splitter

An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!

Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...

Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.

Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 17, 2006

Split the bill

refering to oral sex in which each person contributes their share of "the bill." Remember you have to give it to get it.

Kerry "How was last night?"

Sam "Crazy"

Kerry "Did he go down on you?"

Sam "Yea we split the bill"

by DoubleDgirl May 25, 2011

jizz and split

Alternate name I have for Kum and Go

"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."

by lwcalli13 May 20, 2008

ball splitter

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.

His ball splitter kept his cock constantly erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

split orange

A vagina wherein the labia, vulva, etc. are concealed within the labia majoris. Imagine taking an orange and cutting down the side of it with a knife: a hard, smooth rind with a hint of some wet meaty stuff behind it. See innie.

When Lucy took off her panties, I couldn't see any of her pussy; it was like looking at the outside of a split orange.

by Saxon Kane December 24, 2006