by shinobus July 21, 2004
Get the loan shark mug.Nicolas Sarkozy is the first dwarf to be elected as president of france.
From hungarian descent, he was elected on his pledge to "sweep off the scums", meaning the muslim population that france has piled up in suburban ghettos since they helped rebuilding the country after WW2.
His hobbies are : passing laws that only contribute to his associates and himself (1st thing he did as President was to raise his salary up to 140%), openly trying to pull strings for his sons, hanging out with french jet-set, appearing wasted during the G8 meeting, after a "private meeting" with Poutine, etc
Hated by most of the french for not keeping promises and acting like a jerk (although they had it coming), he is currently awaiting to be replace in 2012.
From hungarian descent, he was elected on his pledge to "sweep off the scums", meaning the muslim population that france has piled up in suburban ghettos since they helped rebuilding the country after WW2.
His hobbies are : passing laws that only contribute to his associates and himself (1st thing he did as President was to raise his salary up to 140%), openly trying to pull strings for his sons, hanging out with french jet-set, appearing wasted during the G8 meeting, after a "private meeting" with Poutine, etc
Hated by most of the french for not keeping promises and acting like a jerk (although they had it coming), he is currently awaiting to be replace in 2012.
You: - Have you heard the lastest rumor about sarkozy and bruni?
Me : - No, because i don't give a shit.
You : - How did this joke get elected?
Me : - Ask the 53% of braindeads who voted for him
Me : - No, because i don't give a shit.
You : - How did this joke get elected?
Me : - Ask the 53% of braindeads who voted for him
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