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jump seat sniffer

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.
Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache
by skyhag August 5, 2009
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chone sniffer

a person who sniffs anothers underoos
Dexter sniffs my underoos!! That damn chone sniffer!!!!
by Lickfest June 16, 2003
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monkey sniffer

A Monkey Sniffer is someone who likes to smell a monkey's bottom.
Also known as an offence term for a person.
by gee man September 25, 2005
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snu snu sniffer

lining crack in between someone else’s pussy flaps and snorting it.
“bro i have some crack”

“yo you’re a snu snu sniffer?”
by weinerstrainer October 12, 2023
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cork-sniffer

weiner smeller
someone who has seen one up close
you's the biggest cork-sniffer i've ever seen!
by Bert843 July 18, 2007
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cock vomit sniffer

some one who goes around sniffing jizz after either ejactulation from masturbation, or ejactulating on a mans penis or bunghole, or a womans ass hole, tits, or vagina
dude u hear about jeff it turns out hes a cock vomit sniffer cause mindy told me he jizzedon here face and anus and tits just sniffed it for a half hour straight
by beff bandito November 14, 2009
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carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017
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