machine gun smoking

The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.

hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking

by egopimp August 14, 2006

smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008

Smoking Bitch

Someone who smokes marijuana regularly, whether on the daily or more often than not.

Wow, Robert has really become a smoking bitch lately. He smokes weed almost every day!

by CatDaddy99 March 12, 2017

smoking that v money pack

basically this means ur on v money’s case. u b nagging and tryna come at v money. which is not good. this is a very common brand. which can be very addictive. you might want a nicotine patch.

example- get off my case you stay smoking that v money pack.

example- you bets getchu a patch , u smoking 3 v money packs a day. no good (x2).

by IloveGibbstown May 7, 2021

smoking

Bluffing one's way through a written exam or test, esp for content based subjects, with little real knowlege of the subject. This is done through the use of fanciful language, beating about the bush, lengthy expressions etc.

He didn't study for his lit test, but he managed a pass because he's good at smoking his way through written exams.

by !xobile? July 18, 2005

smoking crack

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

OR

Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

by Skanderbeg89 March 6, 2010

pole smoking

Jeff's favorite thing to do in his spare time.

Jeff better stop pole smoking before he hurts someone with his butter tooth.

by The MadCow June 23, 2004