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Smash Gash (verb)
Smash Gash is a catch combination of Smash "The action/process of fucking someone good"
and Gash "A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a hatchet wound"

Smash Gash is just a catchy modern way of saying "Pound Vag"
but has a certain catchy ring to it that sounds a million times better,
and is one of the many terms invented by TheBennji
;)
"It's been almost 4 weeks of this Dry Spell. I just need to Smash Gash!!"
by TheBennji December 17, 2013
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Fat Smash

Another term for when you go poop.
I'm about to have a fat smash!
by majorbro November 12, 2010
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Boner Smash

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
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Train-Smash

Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).
I train-smashed three red mitzi's
by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021
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banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.
The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.
by Bananas smash March 24, 2017
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Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."
by hipstersbeingtriangles December 8, 2010
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Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it
Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!
by Emance March 19, 2017
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