Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.

Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"

by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011

skate on them

The term one uses when they avoid someone or something.

I was trying to talk to anyone on my way home through the subway, so I just skated on them.

Little Jimmy was trying to leave work early. When his boss came around looking for him, little Jimmy had to skate on them so he could go home.

by Kingkole02 April 9, 2024

skate-kids

Are these little kids that ride skateboards and they wear like flower trousers or whatever, flannel and they're just into loud, fast music.

taken from "Randi's Cat's Pajamas" (1987 with the goo goo dolls)

"why don't you guys explain your music?"

"well it's fast, real fast, real loud, skate-kids like it, ehm..."

by GGD kid June 27, 2016

babylon skate

It is a phrase the can be used to describe a bad skateboarding experience.

I kept missing that back side (BS) kick flip. Today was babylon skate. I looked like a complete pouser. I'm going home so I can cry.

by 1337Sk8 November 29, 2009

skate rocks

this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple

this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;

If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.

by smilesnkisses February 4, 2010