Shaven-Haven

A fully shaved pubescent region, such as a vagina, or penis/scrotum. The term can also describe the head. The term is used in a derogatory fashion, or amidst hyperactive behaviour.

"Did you see Peter's head??"
"Yes! he's gone for the shaven-haven!"

by MayHay August 20, 2011

shaved, oiled and dancing

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.

"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."

by AceTW August 2, 2004

swavel

1.horny
2.sexually excited

I'm so swavel when i haven't had sex in a long time.

by johnz42386 September 12, 2005

matthew shaver

a fat autistic angry 18 year old whom lives in las vegas whom still cant get over his 14 year old ex girlfriend. he may also be the shooter in the las vegas shooting.

matthew shaver is pathetic

by iwanttodie45 November 15, 2017

shaved

A term used in the auto tuning world to describe the removal of door handles.

my hot azz ride iz bagged, slammed, AND shaved yo

by Dude I Forgot June 29, 2004

Shavers

The collective term for two people become physically attached and are never separated. They are constantly either together or looking for each other. They manage to annoy everyone by leeching in the most public of public spaces.

Oh look shavers are at it again

by Thorns2011 January 24, 2011

shave

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.

by Jake February 1, 2004