What the Shrek?

an expression used in place of what the heck or what the hell.

girl: I'm pregnant with your baby
boy: What the Shrek?

by Natuhleee September 11, 2008

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

Shrek music

Music in the shrek films.
Usually some form of fast talking alternative rock. Coined by Ethan Klein.

Wow that song sounds familiar, sounds like shrek music.

by Ishnudrassil March 17, 2021

summer shrek

A rat who barks at people and is scary

Summer shrek is a furry who like to bite people!

by Alyssa_hottie March 14, 2022

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock May 8, 2016

Shrek Syndrome

if a person is extermeley like shrek for example:fat,a stanky ass bitch,lives in a swamp,greasy,green skin,not girlypop,an UN-material girl.

person1:omg guys shalissa has the shrek syndrome shes literally so greasy..

by donkeyiszaddy October 29, 2022

Shrek and Fiona

"Shrek and Fiona are in fact mythical creatures." states the cheif of the balakuda tribe "we have blessed and prayed to the ogre gods Shrek and Fiona for hundreds of years now"

I want to be some mythical creachers when I grow up so I will be Shrek and Fiona.

by the mythical creachurs expert April 28, 2021