shovel

date,significant other,

"Shovel and Spit can get the hell out of my domicile."

"Loving shovel spoonful."

by noixz January 14, 2009

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 6, 2024

Shoveling

(Verb) the use of excessively long nails when pleasuring a female.

The act of fingering oneself/ someone with long fingernails.

Females masturbation with fake nails

When my chick pleasures herself, she uses just the nail tips.. she be shoveling. That deep itch.

by Phobia12 June 12, 2018

dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

Shovel-dragger

Description of a person who's so lazy, they can't even be arsed to carry a shovel. Instead choosing to drag it along behind themselves, as they saunter along at a snails pace, attempting lack lustre conversation with anyone they happen across.

Look at that shovel-dagger. Bloody lazy shovel-dagger.
Old Jim? Yeah, he's a shovel-dragger.

by SiTav November 23, 2021

shovel play

The act of taking a shovel and shoving it up your rectum as an act of sexual pleasure.

“Have you heard what Taylor did the other day with Jordan? They love shovel play”

by suedylan December 6, 2024

Snow Shovel Blues

When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.

Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".

by Rascals January 8, 2010