A-shift

One of the fire departments 3 shifts. Training involves checking cracks in their eye lids and making sure the dexterity of the couches doesn't diminish. These ass clowns arnt worried about how clean the engine is because its just a work truck and they only have time to run calls because they are so busy with "training" otherwise. If you like being a worthless piece of shit this is the shift for you!

A-shifter: "Hey guys, I know i just got food from lunch all over the floor but i have to make sure the couch is stable enough for my fat ass so ill be over there"

B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!

by Jack Sean July 28, 2012

shift

1) To move an object to another location.

2) A key on a computer or typewriter keyboard.

1) He shifted the boxes to the other warehouse.

2) My shift key is broken.

by topcat October 26, 2004

shift

when getting arrested by police

i got shift yesteday by feds

by pookie April 1, 2005

Shifty Shellshock

A bit of a willy really.

Bit shifty...

by Evil Pete August 23, 2003

douchebag shifting

denotes shifting gears of vehicle, especially motorcycle, at high RPM for no apparent reason

That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.

by yzfpt April 28, 2010

Shifty

Shopliftin Racoon from Happy Tree Friends(Partnered with Lifty)

N) Lifty and Shifty are from HTF n they always screw up tryin to steal stuff

by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

ctrl shift qq

when you go to log someone out of their computer and shut it off just to annoy them.

Jimmy: Hey John
John: What?
Jimmy: Look over there!
John: Where?!
Jimmy: *ctrl shift qq*
John: I hate you

by urmumizgae December 6, 2018