Shease

1. A shart tease.(Shart + Tease = Shease)
2. When one thinks they have sharted but, in reality they did not.
3. A warm fart leaving no discharge.

Mark was horrified when he sharted, until he later realized it was just a shease.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

Sheaquan

brownskin

She’s loyal don’t chat to loads of boys/man

She’s a lowkey freak

Uno sheaquan and ** are talking,he’s lucky

by Rtfzfgu123 October 21, 2018

charlie shead

Will deffo bum yer mum.

Massive nerd of history. Will rape you while saying the dates of medieval kings. Good at breaking girls hearts.

"Look at Charlie Shead! He's banging your mum again!"

by Sausage7 December 11, 2017

Sheath

How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*

by Jerk October 21, 2004

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

by Pedant tic May 3, 2005