Semen Siphon

a whore

Joe: you are a semen siphon

Sally: yeah

by spips September 18, 2009

Semesterer

A college student, usually with a major in philosophy or psychology, who attempts to argue with people citing information from the one semester of college they have taken.

A white college student who tries to treat people like they are dumb because they had such an "interesting" discussion on the evil corporations and therefore how to fix all the world's woes, but will never win an election because, "my dad won't buy me the presidency like Bush."

Guy 1: Dude, what you just don't realize is that the corporations are ruling everything. My professor opened up my eyes and blew my reality. Human beings are sheep.

Guy 2: What's your major?

Guy 1: I'm undeclared right now, but I'm thinking about majoring in philosophy with a minor in earth studies.

Guy 2: Fucking semesterer.

by jboneh February 19, 2010

semen seal of approval

The act of approving a pornographic magazine by masturbating all over it.

Josh: How did you like that playboy.

Mike: It has my semen seal of approval.

by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012

semen collector

One who collects semen to give to sperm research

Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.

Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.

Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.

by Nigger licker October 23, 2013

Semen Theif

When you're going to cum in her mouth but then you catch it in your hand and eat it yourself

Michael: Hew Jason, last night Lisa wanted me to cum on her but thought nah I'll be a semen theif

Jason: Damn, GG bro

by SEMEN_THEIF August 21, 2018

Semen Sizzler

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)

Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?

by Newengland413 July 22, 2019

dae semena

used when you either don't want to answer the question, or yu're too lazy to answer the question, as in the story is getting way too long and you don't like finishing it.

So anyways we almost got into the club then dae semena nai nai

by Ronald Young Jr. December 2, 2004