Sam

An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick

Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!

by Doonie Van October 17, 2020

Sam

A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.

"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."

by CallMeAlice November 3, 2012

Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.

"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"

by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012

Sam

A Hypocritical homophobe !!!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!

by A true penis lover February 12, 2010

Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 9, 2011

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 19, 2017

Sam

Sam is an unloving, mean, man whore. He can be nice sometimes but most of the time he is a complete asshole. He only has a couple friends and is very selfish, that is why no one likes him.

Person 1: ugh sam can be such a man whore sometimes!

Person 2: omg i know right!!

by sela_klein June 28, 2019