Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.

Sam is a Gay Cunt

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

by Big D*** June 2, 2015

Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013

Sam

A Hypocritical homophobe !!!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!

by A true penis lover February 12, 2010

Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 9, 2011

Sam

Sam is a guy who is a McDonald's Eating Trash nugget he knows what he is saying is wrong but says it anyway

Damn Sam just stfu
Sam you never got hit by a car

by Yeeoit1257 November 3, 2017

Sam

she is a strong mom with lots of love in her hart. She is always there to hear your story and give you advice. She will help everyone because she knows how it feels to hurt. She is a independent, confident and awesome women.

Don't forget Sam is beautiful as well.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 27, 2019