Sam 

That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato

Sniff sniff, your hair smells different when your awake sam...

Sam by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017

SAM 

Self Appointed Manager. Someone at work in an entry level position but assumes they're management because they lick the bosses ass all day. They will also experience an elevated sense of superiority and invincibility.

Why does SAM micro manage our jobs on messenger? No wonder she's got no respect or friends.

SAM by Eadc88 April 15, 2017

Sam 

HUGE dick, a sexy body and a very sexy and playful character.

That guy has a huge dick!
Must be a Sam!

Sam by 3mmx June 4, 2017

Sam 

A name given to those in the male gender. They tend to be liberal, not know what liberal means, argue even though they know they are going to lose, but they can also be nice.

Sam: "Let's go build houses in El Salvador!"
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."

Sam by The Unspoken Truth June 5, 2017

Sam 

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.

Sam is Gay, annoying and fucked in the head.

Sam by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam 

A hot and great guy amazing dark hair and beautiful blue eyes i love him but i dont think he feels the same, fittest guy i know and a great football player and runner!

Sam, the world's fittest guy!

Sam by Dog_cherry_chic August 28, 2017

Sam 

He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.

"Sam has a 4 inch penis."

Sam by DaddyIsaiah November 2, 2017