swagger package

noun. the essence of swagger. in a package. usually used when referring to hot males. who have the swagger. not used solely for reference to gang members. Not necessarily physical as aura and confidence.

girl 1- (talking to blind friend) "Girl, did you see his swagger package?"
blind friend- "Damn, I could sense it from over here!"

by swaggerpackersbrikat June 11, 2009

norwegian swagger

Particular style originated by actor Evan Ross (aka LaMike). Derived from his deep norwegian heritage from his father. Consists of delicately smooth skin, strong jaw line, wearing of smedium sized clothing, creative use of scarves and preserving overall sexiness.

James wore some smedium sized Seven jeans and arabian knights scarf, which exudes norwegian swagger.

by michael, michael, motorcycle. December 22, 2007

Swagger Rock

1. An electric guitar heavy rap track.
(Rock music with Hip-hop swagger.
Or Hip-hop with Rock music swagger.)

2. The unwarranted confidence one usually gets from smoking crack.

1. Run DMC's "Walk This Way", Diddy's "Come With Me", TRiN!DE's "Swagger Rock", Limp Bizcuit's "Nookie"

2. no example needed.

by Trinide January 8, 2009

Our lord and saviour shaggy

The god of the universe he only needs to use 1 precent of his power to destroy it. If someone makes shaggy mad he will make the person explode using only 0.0000000000000000000001 precent of his power. He can destroy a planet only using 0.0000006 precent of his power.

Random stranger: shaggy is gay
Shaggy: how will you like to die peasant

Random stranger: wait no shaggy I dident mean it SHAGGY NO wait wait your our lord and saviour shaggy
Shaggy: that’s what I thought

by Shaggy is god69420 May 21, 2021

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

saggy tits

when a womans or mans breast's appear to become large tubesocks filled with warm oatmeal.

My grandmother's vagina reeks of mustard and she has some of the worst saggy tits this side of the mississippi...you should bang her.

by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

swagger jacker

a swagger jacker is person that takes someone else's ideals and claim's them to be his/or hers.

Jesse iz a fuckin' swagger jacker

Zhmir iz swagger jackin' the shit of Jim Jones

by ijeM naitsabeS February 5, 2007