by Chris the Heartless September 07, 2006
Bro 1: yo this is one stupid piano!
Bro 2: yea, what's wrong with it?
Piano: M̶͕̲͘̚á̵͖͎̈́y ̧͂ ̵͉̝͐S ̨̲̈́a ̛͠ͅt̴͙̻͗͒á̵̢̮͝n̶̗̾ ̺͈͂r ̛̗â̵͚̞͌i ̰̩͛̇n̶̢̚ ̶̼͑̈h ̱̝̀̂í̴͖͙̆s̴̪̰̑ ̶̐͜b ̗̠͝͝e ̣̰̐a ̞͊m ̶̖̇o̴͇̠͘f ̰͑̐ ̴̬͋d̵̨̠̾͠e ͎̈́a ̰̀̕ẗ̵̛͍̱h̴͔̋ ̵̯̏͜u̴̹̫̇p ̛͙̟̀o̵͎̰̽͌n̴̲̙̓ ̙̄b̵̛͎ơ̶̦̓t ̢͓̒h ̻̀ ̯͝o̵̯͕͂f ͂͜ ̴͇͓͌̈y̴͙͘o ̤̅̚ư̴͍͈̒r̶̡̳̓͋ ̤͙̍͘d̴̩̙͒̏e ͈͋͌c̴̣̱͠r̶͕̿ẽ̵͍͘p ͙̾i ̭̌ẗ̵̗̞ ̟͆̌s ͉̳͊͒ö̶̝̓u̶̘͍̓l̴͎̂͜s̶̭̻̔
Bro 2: yea, what's wrong with it?
Piano: M̶͕̲͘̚á̵͖͎̈́y ̧͂ ̵͉̝͐S ̨̲̈́a ̛͠ͅt̴͙̻͗͒á̵̢̮͝n̶̗̾ ̺͈͂r ̛̗â̵͚̞͌i ̰̩͛̇n̶̢̚ ̶̼͑̈h ̱̝̀̂í̴͖͙̆s̴̪̰̑ ̶̐͜b ̗̠͝͝e ̣̰̐a ̞͊m ̶̖̇o̴͇̠͘f ̰͑̐ ̴̬͋d̵̨̠̾͠e ͎̈́a ̰̀̕ẗ̵̛͍̱h̴͔̋ ̵̯̏͜u̴̹̫̇p ̛͙̟̀o̵͎̰̽͌n̴̲̙̓ ̙̄b̵̛͎ơ̶̦̓t ̢͓̒h ̻̀ ̯͝o̵̯͕͂f ͂͜ ̴͇͓͌̈y̴͙͘o ̤̅̚ư̴͍͈̒r̶̡̳̓͋ ̤͙̍͘d̴̩̙͒̏e ͈͋͌c̴̣̱͠r̶͕̿ẽ̵͍͘p ͙̾i ̭̌ẗ̵̗̞ ̟͆̌s ͉̳͊͒ö̶̝̓u̶̘͍̓l̴͎̂͜s̶̭̻̔
by QaotLivesOn May 29, 2020
you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.
by jeremy jackson March 29, 2008
(In this valorant scenario Jett have many expensive skin and Raze don't have any)
*the game start and Raze sees the expensive skin of Jett*
Raze : Jett gib me skin !
*Jett don't proceed to*
Raze : JETT ! gib me skin or i'll blind u
*Jett still doesn't give any skin*
Raze : Ok i blind u
*Jett was blinded by Raze and the opponents takes advantage of it by killing her*
Raze : Jett i told u, you stupid noob !
*Raze takes the skin*
*the game start and Raze sees the expensive skin of Jett*
Raze : Jett gib me skin !
*Jett don't proceed to*
Raze : JETT ! gib me skin or i'll blind u
*Jett still doesn't give any skin*
Raze : Ok i blind u
*Jett was blinded by Raze and the opponents takes advantage of it by killing her*
Raze : Jett i told u, you stupid noob !
*Raze takes the skin*
by FFXIVdeadgame December 16, 2022
by lorenzo perez September 17, 2008
Yo dawg, you see jebediah stick that candle in his dick last night? Ya man, that was sum stupid shit.
by Coronabeer August 11, 2011
...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.
...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.
...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.
...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.
...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
by NoWhining April 25, 2010