starfuckery

The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.

Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.

by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012

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Double Starburst

While receiving anal sex, the receiver grabs a large purple dildo and performs a reverse reach around so both giver and receiver may enjoy their purple starfish (asshole) being burst.

Do you want to come back to my apartment for a double starbursts?

I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.

Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.

I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.

by Futt Bucker 2000 June 6, 2021

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Starfucker

People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.

Oh, and the greatest band ever.

I think the definition of Starfucker pretty much is the example.

by jinxglitter August 12, 2009

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starburst

A contradiction; referring to the starburst commercial

Person: I hate you but I also love you so what do I call that?
Person: a paradox?

You: Nope
You: starburst

by f00dnetw0rk December 13, 2010

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Starbucksanitus

This is the disease of someone who is addicted to one of the many items sold at coffee shop, Starbucks. It is not minded by others and is helped by getting of the drinks sold there. However, it may be hard on the wallet.

Girl: I need another Frappuchino!
Boy: Wow, I think you have Starbucksanitus.

by loco.couture<3xo April 5, 2009

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Starfucks

The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).

"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."

by Bartender February 21, 2004

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