speed bagging 

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

speed bagging by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

speed bumps 

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

speed bumps by LiquidSteal April 12, 2006

speed squeeze 

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

speed squeeze by Walker Watson July 28, 2006

Speed Fudging 

Much like speed dating, only for promiscuous homosexual fellas that like life in the fast lane.

Oooh, check out me new Y-Backs i've just bought for when I go out speed fudging tonight, easy access and stylish too!

Speed Fudging by Dickie Brooks October 3, 2007

Speed Boating 

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

Speed Boating by MLTZER September 22, 2009

speed demon 

A person who loves any of the major stimulant drugs, such as amphetamine, meth, cocaine, etc.

Speed demons all pretty much end up in the same place; dead, jail, or or on the streets. For some it can take just months, for others it can take years.

Jacks such a speed demon, hes always lookin for some meth to shoot. Hell prolly be dead or as good as dead in a year.

John loves the rush from amphetamines. He does speed bombs once every couple of weeks. Seems manageable enough now, but its slowly taking control of him.

speed demon by addyAddict June 2, 2009

Speed Dobber 

A hastily drawn sketch of a penis; often just the basic two balls and a penis outline but frequently with pubes and jizz line appendages.

"Hoo! I just Speed Dobbered that tent!"

Speed Dobber by Mouseparty & BamBam August 25, 2009