smurf

A derogatory term referring to people with blue skin.

1) Bob: Hey, did you see Avatar in 3D? It was amazing!
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!

2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"

smurf by senorita_coconut June 16, 2010

Smurf Kiss 

A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.

I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?

Smurf Kiss by fiyz August 6, 2010

smurf me 

When you smurf someone you analy penetrate their butthole to the point that it becomes blue

"smurf me hard baby"said the girl in bed.

smurf me by peanisballs June 28, 2014

cheese smurf 

To Bukkake all over someone wearing all blue(whether it be blue paint, clothes or dressed up like smurfette). Usually done in large crowds.

Im gonna cheese smurf all over you tonite you blue bitch!

cheese smurf by The Carr September 6, 2007

papa smurf 

When a daddy slaps his daughter in the face with his dick.

That sick fucker probably papa smurfs his daughter.

papa smurf by Kriegh January 7, 2005

smurf

A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.

He smurfed that asshole.

smurf by Leetass June 28, 2003

smurfpit 

Smurfpit is denglish (german-english) word for a conference room.

Cause those rooms are mostly bursting of people and temperature, you feel like too many smurfs in a pit.

Damned. We gotta go to the smurfpit today.

Always cooped up in that crappy smurfpit.

smurfpit by I am a Gunner September 12, 2009