crispy sleep

Crisp sleep is the sensual clean crisp FIRST sleep in your new/clean bedding.

The wife cleaned the bedding and I'm in for a CRISPY SLEEP tonight..!!!

by Ready for a crispy sleep... March 22, 2009

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit

by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010

Sleeping Wang

When you set in a weird spot for so long that your dick and balls fall asleep. Also referred to as Sleeping Moby in some cases

He sat on the edge of that chair so long that he got a Sleeping Wang

by Fred123454321 November 5, 2019

sleep rot

When one sleeps for excessive hours, the following day is consumed by this. Involves feeling crappy, overall laziness, and messy hair. Similar to hangover, but instead of too much alcohol, it is too much sleep.

Dude, is she hungover? She looks like crap.

No man, she slept too much last night. She's got the sleep rot.

by ApocolypsePLZ October 20, 2010

sleep candy

A slang term for PCP. Commonly found in the mid-west area of the United States.

That sucka be all up on that sleep candy

by zelbereth May 23, 2008

Camel Sleep

When one is asleep to such a degree that to quote a camel “the dog is stuck underneath me”.

“Mate I’m shattered, need some proper camel sleep!”

by DumbassWho? June 9, 2019

sleep in the nether

another way of saying 'kill yourself'

when you sleep in the nether in Minecraft, your bed explodes and you die

Watersheep: Hi.

Felix: Go sleep in the nether, I hate you.

by taehcook July 10, 2019