Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

Slappers

A large set of tits.

I'd love to get my hands on her slappers.

by DaHolmes December 9, 2023

Ground Slapper

Huge floppy feet that slap the ground as you walk.

"bro got them GROUND SLAPPERS!"

by MostLIkelyMe April 8, 2023

pp slapper

Somebody who finds big pp (or just pp) funny and are a true big pp. They are also a very incredible sussy baka.

(Side Effects include: Amogus Syndrome)

"pp"
"you are a pp slapper"
"that amogus is be lookn likes a pp"
"yep. pp slapper."

by pp slapper May 9, 2023

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.

Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.

by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023