shiv

Easily mistaken for shit in predictive text. Also, much better than shit.

ME: AHH holy shiv!

YOU: Wtf? Shiv?

ME: Much better than shit.

by Turtle XD February 3, 2008

shiva

Potency of an Indian man pursuing to be Black

Dude, That dudes trying to be a Shiva

by Ckizz March 3, 2005

shivaji

A person who says random things out of the blue

Boy 1: Oh! I know the president of uruguay personally!
Boy 2: uh , ok SHIVAJI!

by ruleno2nonames! October 21, 2011

shiv

Another way to say shit to make people believe you said shit. Because you're just too bad ass to say shit.

"Man look at that shiv"
"what did you just say"
"Shiv"
"Man, you're bad ass!"

by Billy Thuckin Joe March 26, 2009

Shivang

The worst possible scenario in any case

I have a bad situation, luckily not as bad as a shivang situation

by Sanskar01 September 11, 2020

Shiv

A form of anal sex where one man puts his penis in the other persons butthole, and then move it from side-to-side.

Shivmister Shiv: Want to Shiv anyone?

John: I DO!

Shivmister Shiv: LETS GET IT ON FOOLISH BOY!

by SexyShiv March 25, 2010

shrivas

a type of person who can't keep their mouth shut.. as they are unable to control their bodily functions. they lack the ability to connect their central nervous system to the muscles in their mouth. This leads to spasms in the muscles in the mouth, leading to abnormalitiesin the way they speak..

Teacher: who knows the answer to x^2 + 1 ?
a shrivas: I come from india, and pakistan.. i'm stupid, because i got caught in the cross fire.

Laura: I can't tell her anything cz shes a right shrivas.

by w-ill-k-i-y-ou June 7, 2009