A toilet seat that pinches your ass upon arising. Most common with wooden toilet seats that have an invisible hairline crack that opens with the weight of someone sitting but closes up and grabs some ass skin when the user rises and the weight is removed.
by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011
Get the frisky toilet seatmug. No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.
Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"
by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017
Get the ass for every seatmug. When a female has her seat-belt on and it crosses between her boobs making them look bigger in size which would later create a boner for the guy sitting in the car next to her looking at them.
"Hey Chubb's look at blonde in the car next to us. She has some awesome seat-belt titty's. I'd sure like to stick my cock between them"
by Tasty Cake's Brother July 17, 2009
Get the Seat-Belt Titty'smug. The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.
One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.
by onlyonepersoneachnamethat'sdum January 9, 2011
Get the I'm not gay seatmug. Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.
by Lightyear25 August 17, 2011
Get the Driver Seat Ninjamug. A prank where you pull yourself down on a foam chair, fart, and switch chairs with your friend or enemy. When they sit on the dsi’d chair the smell puffs out. What a surprise!
by Shitty Nick February 20, 2020
Get the deep seat injectionmug. When a girl had a seat belt or a bag strap diagonally across her chest in between the breasts, further enhancing how big their tits look.
"Hey Fez, check out that girl seat belting over there.. I'd like to latch on the them huge chebs and milk the shit out of them"
by Top Botty June 13, 2014
Get the seat beltingmug.