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Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
by Phartman March 18, 2011
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Servando

if you know a servando or are a servando then you are a hella lucky person, he is the sweetest, cutest, bestest guy ever. known for his warm lips and adorable eyes. Passionate and loving, although at times is known for being a jerk.
one of the most beloved people on the face of the Earth.
hey is your boyfriend nice to you?
ofcourse, he is Servando.
Garcia.
by Nowalia March 2, 2011
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Civil service syndrome

A condition/ disease that can infect federal, state and local, civil service employees.
Civil service syndrome symptoms
1. Its not my job
2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)
3. Two hour lunches
4. Annual leave, four times a year or more
5. Planned sick leave
6. Kissing ass
7. Working your own hours, not core hours
8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do
9. Grubbing for overtime
10.Doing as little work as possible
11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)
12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.Power hungry
14.Sick on mondays
15.Not being able to walk in others shoes
by J Martin October 8, 2007
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Serraph

An Experimental black metal band, famed for their strong hate towards society. Many live music videos of the band have been banned or removed on various websites such as YouTube.

No one really knows much information on the founding and present members... Most of their guitarists were either booted or left, however it has been rumored a previous guitarist has died by suicide.
President Lincoln: Now that's fucking music that will make your ears bleed.

Douche: My ears hurt, what is going on?

President Lincoln: You are listening to The Serraph.
by Captain Amurica January 2, 2010
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servus

Not just in Bavaria, but use all over Southern Germany and Austria, in a situation similar to Gruess Gott, its a greeting that one would hear in Oesterreich Bayern, Schwaben, and Baden similar words are used in. It is derived from Latin, and literally "Your servant" and "At your service." The modern connotation is normally a casual familiar greeting.
Servus Uwe! Wie sie es aus bei dir, koennen wir ja am Samstag richtig gut saufen?
by die Wahrheit January 6, 2008
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the postal service

a band that sounds alot like death cab for cutie because the singer happens to be Ben Gibbard.

the band also consists of producer Jimmy Tamborello of Dntel, and a few other bands (headset and figurine). the group formed after ben set vocals to a song on one of Dntel's albums.

the postal service succeeds in creating a unique sound mostly upbeat and poppy.
the postal service. you'll probably like them if you like cheery music. or something like that.
by sammy____ September 13, 2006
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Why so serious?

This line is probably going down in history as the most famous
and memorable quote from the new Batman movie 'The Dark Knight'.
Spoken by the late Heath Ledger as The Joker.
The tagline was also used in the production company's marketing campaign for the movie.

In every day use it can be used to tell someone to lighten up.
The Joker: 'Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!'
by Flinders August 14, 2008
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