rail job

To give one guy a job of the hand while fingering his arsehole...

Bob almighty is a major rail job for taking the word i Fucking invented... And he cant even get the definition correct.

by Dan Nurczyk September 30, 2006

Railfan

A person who stands sits or just shows up to watch trains

Railfan. Yea I'm a serious Railfan

Cute girl. What's railfanning is that where you rail a girl and take a video.
Railfan. 😳😤 no it's where I watch trains for fun

by Andrews_trains_on_youtube March 23, 2020

lay rail

(see lay pipe) Slang term for sexual intercourse.

(guy) "I'd lay rail first thing in the morning even if she doesn't want to."

by JLA February 6, 2006

Underground RailRoad

Two or more black males having sex with a black female, whilst in a basement.

Black_Guy1: Yo, me & Chanel had an Underground RailRoad last night!

Black_Guy2: Tight, dawg!

by NitroFight53 August 22, 2010

Rail Nazi

A slanderous term describing a person who believes in the ideologies of a capitalist government determined to build a fixed rail transit system.

Even after reviewing the environmental impact statement, Jean is still a Rail Nazi.

by Nestamarley October 3, 2008

Off the rails

1. Someone that is uncontrollable in the hands of their parents, other people and themselves. Runs loose, on the streets, hase a relation with drugs, alcohol and party's.
2. A train coming off its rails during movement.

Oh yeah mate he's off the rails
Yeah I saw that train off the rails aye

by YOUR COOKED June 11, 2016

railfan

railfan - someone who loves trains, often more than anything else (for example their partners). maybe this is why some of them can't get laid

Kirsty to David: I think your railfan mates are destined to be forever virgins

by onasugarhigh April 24, 2005