RUNESCAPE

An MMORPG game by JaGex that is highly addictive. People who have nothing better to do with their life play this game. WARNING: It will brainwash you permanently!

Person 1: "Hey man!"
Person 2: "Hey! Man, I've been playing this game called runescape. It's awesome!"
Person 1: "Oh no! You have been brainwashed now!!!!"

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by SUE_MADRE_2 May 14, 2007

Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals

Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)

by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014

runescape

A crappy online game which is only popular because of its free status.

"They updated runescape yesterday! The graphics went from stick figures to claymation! oh yeah!" *high fives*

by Destri October 29, 2005

Runescape

Stupid game where 850.000 people =(guys of 12 years old, nerds, fags, guys with no life.) play this game because they have no idea how many things they miss in real life. I hear nerds and fags talking to me about how their daily runescape life was. E.G. "YES, Almost 2 levels further and I can fish sharks." Then the non-players (Including me) react like "Yaaay" in the meaning of "Do we care?" I have a friend who is never changing of subject to talk when we are heading to watch a movie, or renting a game or when I'm sporting and he's phoning me about what I'm doing, I'm inviting him to sport with me and asks him to wear training clothes but when he comes I don't see his training clothes just as nerdy as it always is and he comes with bullshit talks of runescape.

Aland: Hey what's up you coming to watch e.g. "Fuck runescape?"

Christophe: Yeah sure.

When they're heading to the movie.

Christophe: Hey guess what I was training and training I continued some people advised me to stop.

Aland (Thinks): Wow, he did some training exercises.

Christophe: But I didnt stop but when I had low health I quickly ran back to varrock and....
*Breaking conversation*
Aland (Thinks): Haaaah, he was talking about getting muscles in anti-real life AKA runescape.

Christophe: But still I'm wondering why are these giant moss spiders always dropping me mithril axes, that sounds cool.

Aland: You know what I want that they must drop?

Christophe: What?

Aland: A message wrote in big saying: STOP TALKING SHIT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU SAY AND STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE AND PLAY REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

by Thewisedragon May 12, 2008

runescape

A game you should never play. It may seem fun at first but after 2 years you will say to yourself "Holy Shit! This game blows!".

Runescape is a game run by middle school kids because they don't halfto get off thier lazy asses and get a job at CVS, which you will in turn get fired from for no god damn reason.

by Linux System Message March 5, 2004

runescape

An excessively lame game where you play as a somewhat pixelated character. Some call this game an RPG/MMORPG, which technically it is, but a proper classification is UGMMORPG (Unbelievably Gay Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game). People say this game is addictive, when in fact, it is about as addictive as being castrated numerous times with a blunt blade. People that play this game are largely 12 year olds who are too faggy to know that there are far better games. Those who play runescap should have their balls pulled off and shoved up their nose.

*On runescape*
12 Year Old> Wow man! I just got full iron plate!
15 year old>>Dude WTF?! Ive been playing this game for a year and i only have bronze! dumbass!

by Patriarch November 8, 2006

Runescape

The biggest fail in all the land. The people that took the time (however little) to make this are complete idiots. This game, by no means, deserves the title of mmorpg; it's a want-to-be game. Jagex found a way to make the most boring fail of a game possible. Physics are non-existant, graphics are about the equivalent of Super Nintendo (at best) and the most action-packed attack has no explosions, just a woom, boom and a little poof of light. Im sorry, but if you think Jagex is actually a good developer, you are almost as noob as they are. The average age of every player is like 7, and they all think they're cool because they can right click on objects over and over and over again for HOURS. If you have so much time, don't waste it with Runefail, play WOW! World of Warcraft is a good game and once you play it you'll never want to hear the name Runescape again. And yes, i have a high lvl main and a high lvl pureist on Runescape, which is currently taking up 6 hours of my life every day.

I hate the fact that my favorite game is Runescape.

I don't even like it anymore, but I just can't stop!... Someone help me!

by Tyrone James Johnson Jr. November 9, 2006