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Raper

A device used by rapists to rape people.
So... I got out my raper and raped that chick.
by Ateos August 28, 2009
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Pat Robertson

An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.
Who are you?
I'm an evangelical.
So that means you're like Pat Robertson?
HECK NO!!
by Anonymous debunker of myths January 20, 2009
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sam roberts

Canadian Rock Star that also looks a lot like Jesus
Sam Roberts Rocks!
Jesus Rocks!
by Benni Honna August 14, 2007
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Raper Van

A Big Van that looks like someone could get raped in. and opens in the back so as you could shove someone in.
A White Plumbing Van

Person 1: 'hey did you see that raper van?'
Person 2: 'I saw a raper van that looked ten times worse yesterday'
by downpour. October 4, 2009
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riperoni

Rip (Rest in Peace), but 1,000 times worse.

-if you get shot in the head it’s a rip moment

-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment
Correct use:
Bob Ewell - “Riperoni, Tom Robinson.”
Atticus Finch - “Oh darn!”
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Incorrect use:
Atticus Finch - “Rip, Tom Robinson”

Scout Finch - “oh darn!”
by xxdatpu55ysl4yer123xx October 18, 2017
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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
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Robertsdale

If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Robertsdale is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in sonic or hangout in the Walmart parking lot. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.
No one:

Robertsdale: Fuck Mexicans!
by arealmanwhodontcareatalllll March 11, 2019
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