Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Riding Dirty

Walking around in public after shitting your pants.

"Is it just me or does this Apple store smell like shit?"
"I smell it too. Someone in here must be riding dirty."

by 808_anonymous April 4, 2012

mr. mojo risin

Mr. mojo risin is the singer of the doors. The best singer alive. If you do not know the lead singer of the doors is.. un scrambel MR MOJO RISIN.... it spells The singers name... I'll give a hint.... J*m MO**i*ON

MR MOJO RISIN
jim morrison

This fact was proven by John densmore's book. Riders On The Storm.

Did you know mr. mojo risin spells jime morrison if you unscrambel it??? Too cool huh?

by Breaking through! July 9, 2006

Riding the Baloney Poney

Sexual intercourse with the woman on top

After her date with Saen, Lisa was soon riding the baloney pony.

by Billy Castillo July 8, 2003

Lil Red Riding Hood

When you pop a virgins cherry

by Balls Deep December 5, 2002

riding the black pony

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

by Wheeeeeeee! December 8, 2005

ghost riding

1. To ride a bike at a medium to high speed, then jump off, allowing the bike to ride in a straight line, and then for it to curve sharply as if a ghost was steering it.

2. To set an automatic vehicle on cruise control, then exit the driver seat and walk in front of, next to, hang on to, etc., the moving vehicle.

1. Timmy and his friends were hanging out, then the dumbass decided to ghost ride his bike, which hit a police car. Timmy is now in jail.

2. Bob attempted ghost riding with his car, but oncoming traffic had other ideas.

by Sarah Z May 23, 2008