Jessie richards

Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.

1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu

*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps

by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022

Poor Richards

Poor Richards are hundred dollar bills. "Poor Richard's Almanack" (sometimes Almanac) was a yearly almanac published by Benjamin Franklin, who adopted the pseudonym of "Poor Richard" or "Richard Saunders" for this purpose. You can use the term Poor Richards instead of hunnits or ben franks or large bills, etc.

~ Rich Lonely ~

i been stackin poor richards my g.

by richlonely June 24, 2021

floppy Richard

A condition most commonly found with Albanian males who are unable to get an erection even with the assistance of a naked female

Girl: "Hey babe what's wrong?"
Mondi: "Sorry, I have a floppy Richard"

by Tyrese Da'Quavishawn May 26, 2015

Richard Priors

The amount of dicks a person has had before a given relationship

“I’m so happy for you man, you know how many Richard Priors she’s had?”

by Rev. Danny Banner July 4, 2019

Charnock Richard

Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.

Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.

Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.

Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.

by Charnock Richard October 23, 2012

stinky richard

When somebody wins a game against somebody flawlessly

Dang bruh, Really got hit with that stinky richard!

by Azulico February 11, 2022

Richard the Lionhearted

English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever.

Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.

by T Rev April 23, 2006