Red invitation

An invitation to any event that is made by a distant associate circumventing a closer associate who may be uncomfortable with the invitation.

When older brother invites younger brother's girlfriend to family Christmas via Facebook, without younger brother's approval or knowledge, she has recieved a "red invitation".

by Slow moe Joe January 9, 2009

red eight

Used to define people going crazy after seeing red eights everywhere. Most people enter a coma after 8 years of witnissing this phenomenon.

This person is about to be a red eight.

by Rentah July 6, 2018

Red Fred

An 'F' on your report card or homework. Typically made with a red, felt tipped marker.

I didn't study at all and got a big 'red fred' on my test!

by kctoole September 28, 2018

Red road

It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.

Mourner: How did chad die?
Chad’s uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?

by DingusDan1028 July 4, 2019

red flare

A another name for a girl with an STD

“Bro did you fuck that hoe”Guy1 “Na she is a red flare”guy2

by Westcoast4444 November 5, 2019

red splurge

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017

Red tuesday

The Tuesday before Valentine's Day when your significant other is most likely to break up with you before the holiday.

Tomorrow is Red Tuesday I guess I should break up with him before Vday comes instead of after.

by glamqueen September 22, 2016