Rectal Macaroni

Macaroni of the rectum. Sometimes seen when someone is sick and does not digest their macaroni. Exits from subject's rectum.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... rectal macaroni! Anyone else hungry?"

by Iron E May 6, 2009

rectal sweat

The mixture of sweat from various regions of the body slowly making its' way down to the crack of the ass, then mixing with fecal matter to produce an unpleasant smell and feeling.

Related to swamp ass as rectal sweat is the catalyst that causes the humid sweaty conditions of the ass. swamp asstaint mud butt

by statedrone August 4, 2012

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Retana

mountain people. live in homes with dormers and like to play soccer. They eat road kill, especially turkey. Sometimes confused as mexicans.

You're being such a dirty Retana!

by Photo Ninja February 29, 2008

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009

Rectal Prolapse

A young Scotsman who likes to drink beer and party hard, and who fights oppression on the internet. A close personal friend of Hairybudda, although not a fan of genital piercings and certainly not a raving homo.

Oh, shit let's go to another web site, Rectal Prolapse is here :(

by Mr Super Duper July 16, 2008

burning rectal syndrome

when the rectal area has a firey feel and cause discomfort to the owner of the rectum usually caused after spicy food and dune kune curry

I have burning rectal syndrome from when i got anally penetrated by the dune last night.

by poopbutt696969 June 3, 2008