random rye

The best thing to comment on an old blog post, especially for someone that you used to know and have lost contact with. Great conversation starter or practical joke. It's randomness and phrasing could be found cringy by some and funny by others, making the rye even more random.

I decided to random rye jeff's old family blog and it was hilarious

by Not_Bagel May 21, 2020

Simply Random

A set of words described to something that has a truly unknown outcome. Sometimes these words can be gifted upon a soul which will gift them with some of the most random randomness that will ever exist.

Simply random is simply random

by Some pleb December 16, 2017

Super Random

Term used by girls who desire to feel as though they are unique, special, and behave in an erratic and unpredictable manner. Though they often feel as though their perceived "uniqueness" makes them desirable, it is most likely a sign that they are similar to most other females and simply pay more attention to their own behaviors, instead of the social circles they surround themselves with who act similarly.

"you probably don't know any girls like me, I'm super random. Woooooo!"

by Humanimalien11 August 24, 2012

Random Action

Sexual activities that involve a person you don't know and probably won't see again.

"I'm going to the bar tonight to find me some random action."

"I had some fabulous random action last night."

by Chick September 2, 2004

random boner

1) when all of the sudden you are hard...

2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!

3) when a black man touches you

4) when a jew finds a penny

5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth

6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)

#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?

Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!

#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!

Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!

#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!

by @xtylerryanx January 8, 2012

Random shoe

a shoe that you see that does not have a match in sight

survey- what is around you right now

answerer- ipod, pillow, tissue box, random shoe

by razzizzle October 21, 2009

Quiet Random

Someone who is random, but picks and chooses his/her moments.

John: "I love how Caitlin is super random..."

Emily: "It's cause she's a Quiet Random...she picks and chooses when she wants to be random."

by arejayson June 9, 2011