Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Radiates the same energy as the color red, more specifically red plaid pajama pants

Ryan has the same energy as red plaid pajama pants.

by Urmom123829371947291 March 3, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a mashed spaghetti

Wow the is food looks like Ryan

by SuperQuack April 9, 2021

Ryan

A person who is always right

Guy 1: The map said turn left!
Guy 2: No, I am always right
Guy 1: You're such a Ryan
Ryan: fuck you!

by XingXaSa August 15, 2023

Ryan

A millennial who has boomer humour.

This guy keeps acting like he hates his wife. He’s such a Ryan.

by FynnVam November 27, 2021

ryan

the leader

ryan the leader

by pseudonym1423 November 27, 2021

Ryan

a guy that's super rambunctious

a guy that shit his pants this morning

has a long time crush on someone close to him, someone in this room

its mitsy

ryan we're still filming

by pseudonym1423 December 2, 2021