by oneofthevertsmartpeopleliving January 2, 2024
Get the reflexitive mug.The act of reality shifting unintentionally in your sleep, thinking it was a dream, telling it to someone and have them point out that you reality shifted even though you didn't mean to in the first place.
I told my cousin about this crazy dream I had a while back about this abandoned lab that turns out to be just a VR headset some scientists were using on me as a test. My cousin pauses, looks me dead in the eyes and said, "you reality shifted... unintentionally?"
So anyway, I had another realentional dream last night, would you like to hear it?
So anyway, I had another realentional dream last night, would you like to hear it?
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*re·fletch | \ ˈrē-flech *
To deflect blame or work with such skill and agility that it almost seems reflexive, particularly in a work environment. This maneuver involves a swift redirection of responsibility, often leaving colleagues baffled and burdened.
To avoid accountability with such finesse that it borders on an art form, often accompanied by an immediate and intuitive response that ensures the Refletcher remains unscathed by deadlines, duties, or direct questions.
To blame previous employees for current issues, with a scope that can stretch back 10 years or more, demonstrating a profound mastery of historical deflection and a deep archive of scapegoats.
To require multiple requests to navigate past the initial refletching, as the first, second, and sometimes third attempts at delegation or clarification are skillfully deflected.
To deflect blame or work with such skill and agility that it almost seems reflexive, particularly in a work environment. This maneuver involves a swift redirection of responsibility, often leaving colleagues baffled and burdened.
To avoid accountability with such finesse that it borders on an art form, often accompanied by an immediate and intuitive response that ensures the Refletcher remains unscathed by deadlines, duties, or direct questions.
To blame previous employees for current issues, with a scope that can stretch back 10 years or more, demonstrating a profound mastery of historical deflection and a deep archive of scapegoats.
To require multiple requests to navigate past the initial refletching, as the first, second, and sometimes third attempts at delegation or clarification are skillfully deflected.
"Did you see how Jim totally refletched the budget report onto Sarah? Classic move."
"Every time there's a tight deadline, Mark manages to refletch his tasks onto someone else. It's almost impressive."
"I tried to get a straight answer from her, but she refletched my question to the support team."
"It's unbelievable how he refletched the blame for the missing files onto an intern from five years ago."
"After my third email trying to pin down a deadline, I finally got past the refletching and received a straight answer."
"Every time there's a tight deadline, Mark manages to refletch his tasks onto someone else. It's almost impressive."
"I tried to get a straight answer from her, but she refletched my question to the support team."
"It's unbelievable how he refletched the blame for the missing files onto an intern from five years ago."
"After my third email trying to pin down a deadline, I finally got past the refletching and received a straight answer."
by Cigoler February 26, 2024
Get the Refletch mug.*re·fletch | \ ˈrē-flech *
To deflect blame or work with such skill and agility that it almost seems reflexive, particularly in a work environment. This maneuver involves a swift redirection of responsibility, often leaving colleagues baffled and burdened.
To avoid accountability with such finesse that it borders on an art form, often accompanied by an immediate and intuitive response that ensures the Refletcher remains unscathed by deadlines, duties, or direct questions.
To blame previous employees for current issues, with a scope that can stretch back 10 years or more, demonstrating a profound mastery of historical deflection and a deep archive of scapegoats.
To require multiple requests to navigate past the initial refletching, as the first, second, and sometimes third attempts at delegation or clarification are skillfully deflected.
To deflect blame or work with such skill and agility that it almost seems reflexive, particularly in a work environment. This maneuver involves a swift redirection of responsibility, often leaving colleagues baffled and burdened.
To avoid accountability with such finesse that it borders on an art form, often accompanied by an immediate and intuitive response that ensures the Refletcher remains unscathed by deadlines, duties, or direct questions.
To blame previous employees for current issues, with a scope that can stretch back 10 years or more, demonstrating a profound mastery of historical deflection and a deep archive of scapegoats.
To require multiple requests to navigate past the initial refletching, as the first, second, and sometimes third attempts at delegation or clarification are skillfully deflected.
"Did you see how Jim totally refletched the budget report onto Sarah? Classic move."
"Every time there's a tight deadline, Mark manages to refletch his tasks onto someone else. It's almost impressive."
"I tried to get a straight answer from her, but she refletched my question to the support team."
"It's unbelievable how he refletched the blame for the missing files onto an intern from five years ago."
"After my third email trying to pin down a deadline, I finally got past the refletching and received a straight answer."
"Every time there's a tight deadline, Mark manages to refletch his tasks onto someone else. It's almost impressive."
"I tried to get a straight answer from her, but she refletched my question to the support team."
"It's unbelievable how he refletched the blame for the missing files onto an intern from five years ago."
"After my third email trying to pin down a deadline, I finally got past the refletching and received a straight answer."
by Cigoler February 26, 2024
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