(adj.)
- when something is totally, completely messed up. like screwed up beyond imagining
Alternate definitions
(verb)
- to completely screw things over
(noun)
- one who inevitably and constantly screw things over for those around him or her
A game similar to Russian Roulette. You load "Never Gonna Give You Up" onto your iPod and put it on shuffle. You live forever more in danger of being Rick Rolled at any moment.
Damn ipod just Rick Rolled me. Why did I decide to playRick Rollette?
FORMAL
n. one who possesses mysterious capabilities immeasurable by known scientific metrics
INFORMAL
n. a person who is capable of refocusing channeled inherent energy through random bursts of body movements by means of semi-controlled immediate psychological conditioning or by means of neuron toxicity via alcoholic beverages
n. a semi-active individual who can be considered as chaotic neutral but not limited to the label or definition; an ever-changing vessel of powerful mystic energy
v. the act of being iridescent to other people's perception or view; can be attributed to bathing once per septimana or week
FORMAL n.
"I don't understand him anymore. It's like staring right into a Reflet's eyes."
INFORMAL n.
1.
Guy 1: What is that game you're playing again?
/Guy 2 does random martial arts impressions/
Guy 2: Tekken
Guy 3: Yo, dude! He's like a reflet, man. Cool!
2. "I can't seem to analyze anything! Even a reflet could find a way to make sense of this problem."
v.
"Bruv, the water's friggin' cold. I think I'm going to reflet this one out."
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.