I-Ready

A form of torment or torture that gives people stress, anxiety, depression, autism, and adhd. It was created by the government to brainwash kids into liking it and using it more.

my teachers always made me do i-ready, i will never get those hours back. it made me realize how shitty the government is and made me an anarchist

by corageousdefiner739 October 2, 2023

confetti ready

When you cum on her

Yo she was wearing panties that said “confetti ready” she wanted it bad

by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

Drop Ready

A thing that is prepared for life and knows rite from wrong. Highest infinite possibilities for something.

I was Drop Ready today in spite of all the negativity and wanted all life to be Drop Ready too so we didn't have to go somewhere that was buzz kill capable! Never again without Drop Ready will we be.

by Step all over da space April 25, 2022

i’m not ready

yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month

yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready

by yessirskiiiie December 8, 2020

ready

Redbull & addy (adderall) combo
Often used to pass a difficult test or tedious assignment

Bro this final is gonna be so bad I might have to pop a ready the day before to lock in.

by puthylicker69 June 6, 2025

Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.

by anonymous November 15, 2020