Queer Monger

One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.

Stay away from that Alex Peacock little Timmy. He's a Queer Monger!

by Rick Maher August 10, 2007

Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.

by JERLA March 18, 2010

Fo-Queer

From "Faux Queer"

1.The act of playing up to homosexuality for personal gain or profit.

2.The act of implying homosexuality in order to attract attention.

Often practiced by boys bands and male pop singers.

See also: Faux queer,faux bisexual,faux fairy, Robbie Williams

Gawd girlfriend, that boy is such a fo-queer!!

by tit_tassle July 20, 2008

the queer dilemma

When someone is so attractive that you don't know whether you want to be them or be on them--a common experience among queer people.

Tegan: Have you seen the person in our gender studies class with the incredible hair and floral doc martens? I can't tell if I want to emulate their style or make out with them.
Leisha: I know, right? A classic example of the queer dilemma...

by Quemma May 18, 2014

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Little Queer

1-(n.)An expression used by homophobic people to describe a homosexual person who is either short or young.2- (adj.) To describe a person who may be a little strange or peculiaror a person who identifies as homosexual. 3- strange, odd or peculiar

1- "Look at that little queer over there, dancin'.", 2- "He/She seems a little queer don't you think?", 3-" That seems a little queer."

by Mrfriendlolo February 11, 2019

ice queer

A hockey coach with no strategy but to make you skate 20 suicides every practice and gets mad to the point of crying every game thus making himself look like a baby

person 1: you see coach get ejected from the game last night
Person 2: ya he’s such an ice queer

by Lil lil dawg November 19, 2019